hemmolysis:

dear lord jesus let 2014 be the year i bump into my fav band member in a small coffee shop and hit it off completely and live happily ever after

calsbutt:

x

calsbutt:

x

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

kushandwizdom:

More here..

kushandwizdom:

More here..

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

shrekr:

I love you(r dog)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school